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May 23 2018

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wombatking:

newtgeiszler:

jesterofthetraveler:

I agree john mulaney is probably an immortal akin to beings such as keanu reeves and jeff goldblum but he’s like a new born baby immortal who is looking at the long long expanse of a lifetime he has in front of him and is already tired

jeff golblum is thousands of years old and loving it. john mulaney was born in 1901 and ever since 1924 it’s gone downhill for him

So to be clear, the immortal timeline seems to be:

John Mulaney - early 20th century

Eric Andre - Probably 17th century or so.

Taika Waititi - Elizabethan age, probably hung out with Shakespeare

Keanu Reeves - We think sometime around Alexander the Great, but he seems to have just sprung up fully formed.

Jeff Goldblum - 100% Biblical times, may or may not be King Solomon.

Tommy Wiseau - Indeterminate, may be the first Homo Sapiens.

chefpyro:

Still don’t know what fortnite is about

milkchocolateowl:

milkchocolateowl:

imsoofuckingsad:

30 day free trial of being ok

op wheres the link

wheres the link op

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laizy-boy:

I’m Making my Padre Proud! >:3c

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cha-nis:

Lego Batman Movie <3! 

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maridiamsy15:

My shining star  ☆-☆

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vanessacarlysle:

Sir, if you don’t mind my saying, I’m a little concerned. I’ve seen you go through similar phases in…

May 22 2018

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yen-yen-yen:

a regular night patrolling

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I have made a new rule that shall take effect on this universe this moment on wards.

hellabatfam:

whosplayerthree:

emsloe:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

whosplayerthree:

You must draw Wonder Woman’s arms at least this beefy

or you must write “I am a coward” on all your job applications from this day on. 

reblog buff Wonder Woman and be blessed

how about at least THIS beefy

Artist is Claire Roe.

I WAS A FOOL AND WRONG. THE RULE IS AMENDED. 

She’s practically a God, draw her like one

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ayellowbirds:

therobotmonster:

renegadex557:

heteromanticmarkiplier:

chaosbong:

deanest:

reggieandme:

summer mood

#what is shaggy wearing (x)

holy shit shaggy is secretly jacked

Closeted chad.

Jacked? Damn straight, have you seen him with those weight lifting scenes?! He lifts it up like it’s a feather!

Dude spends every week running for his life with a dog that’s got to be at least 100 lbs in his arms. Constant aerobic workout with weights, massive hunger, laid back attitude: he’s an fighting-anime hero whose style is entirely built around escape and speed. 

According to season 1 episodes of Scooby-Doo, Where Are You, Shaggy is both “the swingingest gymnast in school”, and a track & field athlete who is the fastest (human) in the gang. So, yes. Definitively canon. 

His appetite isn’t about being stoned, it’s because he’s a teenage jock.

banishedquasiroyal:

honestly tho these 13/14/15 yr olds on here who animate their own shit and practice color theory and constantly churn out art really fill my dead aching heart with hope for the future. y’all are super fucking talented and i’m so proud of you motherfuckers. keep up the good work.

a-fragile-sort-of-anarchy:

whoamiamneko:

a-fragile-sort-of-anarchy:

whoamiamneko:

a-fragile-sort-of-anarchy:

I’m going to save up for a new motorcycle by running a scam where I bet straight dudes at bars twenty bucks that I can get a girl’s number in under five minutes and then politely walk up her and say, “I just bet that asshole twenty bucks that I could get your number. I’ll split it with you if you pretend to laugh like I just said a good pick up line and then write a fake number on my hand.”

Like, I never understood those kind of bets in those shitty teen movies. Everybody loves being part of a scheme, man. Use your head.

If anyone ever does this to me I’ll call them out on being a con artist.

Joke’s on you, buddy. That’ll only have consequences the first, what, couple dozen times? I can take a punch.

But then eventually, I’ll have money for the bike, and whenever I get called out, I’ll just speed off, and, sure, maybe I crash and die in a gutter and the police can’t figure out why I have hundreds of fake phone numbers stuffed in my jacket and it launches a huge investigation that becomes sort of a local legend, but you know whose problem that is? Not fucking mine.

Because I’m a slutty motorcycle ghost, and who’s gonna’ stop me then? The ghost cops? Nice try. Everybody knows cops can’t become ghosts because they just go straight to hell. It’s basic math.

Moral of the story, don’t be a con artist or you will die in a horrible accident and become a lonely ghost.

First of all, don’t you ever accuse me of having morals, narrative or otherwise, ever again.

And second, where did I say I’d be lonely? I’d be a ghost on a motorcycle. That’s the sexiest thing that there is. You look me in the eyes and tell me you wouldn’t bone Ghostrider. Look me in the goddamn eyes.

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chosoko:

reminder that i dont have a single art class but go down to the AP class 3x a day and either do nothing or use ¼ cup of paint to make these horrible orangutan paintings and i plan to make more

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berserkpack:

escaped-ocelot:

mgs1 abs were more detailed than the faces

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michigander514:

iamsineater:

theladyinquisitors:

argumate:

rendakuenthusiast:

ohthehypocrisy:

awnex:

Laguna Garzon Bridge, Uruguay, by Rafael Vinoly

This is like those totally conspicuous openings for mechas to fly out of whenever the city is in danger

I like this circular bridge

the heck is it for, though? I hope there’s a really cool reason and not just an architect trolling.

it’s for mechas to fly out of whenever the city is in danger. duh.

Wasn’t that just a way to get people to slow down on a long straight stretch?

Yeah, to slow down and look at the cool mechas flying out.

icklefisher:

thecheshirecass:

authoratmidnight:

hecate-hallow:

authoratmidnight:

thelibrarina:

squeeful:

zarekthelordofthefries:

acceptableduraz:

zarekthelordofthefries:

Not to critique evolution, but I would think orange and black stripes wouldn’t be as good for camouflage in a forest as, say, green and black would.

It turns out a lot of animals can’t see the difference between orange and green!  Elephants, for instance, have dichromatic vision (two types of cones, rather than three like most humans.) 

Check out this diagram from ResearchGate.  It deals with the color vision of horses, who are also generally dichromatic.  (I think, though I’m not sure, that zebras would have the same color vision as horses.)  See how orange and green look to them?

Not to critique evolution but I think prey animals should be better at telling when their predator is dressed like a traffic cone.

It doesn’t matter what zebras see, because tigers are not native to Africa and do not naturally hunt zebra.  Tigers are Asian and mostly hunt animals like deer, elk, and buffalo.  These aren’t animals with great color vision.  They don’t need to have it because they don’t eat fruit and so don’t need to know when the berry is ripe vs when it’s not.  Good color vision is too expensive to have if you don’t need it.  Deer put their vision stats in a wide field of vision that is sensitive to motion, low light capabilities, and possibly seeing UV light.  They don’t have great color and lack a lot of acuity, but have a great sense of smell and good hearing.  That’s way more useful if you’re prey.  Deer see well in the blue end of the color spectrum and less well in the red.  This makes sense because deer are most active in the dawn and dusk periods, when there is more blue in the light.  Tigers are taking advantage of deer eyesight by being orange.

We see tigers are being obviously colored because tigers are fruit colored to our tree ape brains.

I don’t know what the best part of this is: implying that deer chose their attributes on a character sheet, or the fact that we get to see tiger colors because they look like a snack.

Ok but like, I think you underestimate just how well they blend in when actually in the environment. Like, just using tigers as an example.

or how about a leopard?

It’s called ‘disruptive colouration’ because the markings help to break up the animal’s outline against the grasses or rocks. And the rosettes on leopards and jaguars? Sun spots shining through the trees and leaves on the ground.

And this is how hard it is to spot them WITH colour vision. Now imagine the above images but with the limited coloured mentioned above?

I’m sorry but there is not an animal in that first leopard picture

Are you, sure about that?

“Tigers are fruit colored” is my new favorite phrase.

Damn, leopards ain’t playing around

dropletons:

What she says: I’m fine.

What she means: I mean I understand that Sora is the main character but I just think that Kairi’s potential is just so huge and I am honestly devastated that it’s been wasted all these years. And I don’t mean to complain before the game even comes out but I just really want Kairi’s to have more development in Kingdom Hearts 3. She deserves it. I’m just tired of her being a background character and I’m tired of having to defend her. She’s such a wonderful ball of potential. And I understand when people say mean things about her because she is just so under developed but it’s just so unfair because she deserves so much more than she’s given.

And literally don’t even get me started on the other girls. Like why are our girls underdeveloped and under appreciated. It’s so unfair.

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