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June 24 2017

snowelves:

snowelves:

character creators are for building girls you simultaneously want to be but also date

character creators are gay culture

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facts-i-just-made-up:

This is the nondescript public domain sock of good fortune, it appears on your dashboard only once every 70,000 years. Like and your socks will resist holes. Reblog and you will never mysteriously lose a sock in the washing machine ever again. Ignore and your socks will come to life and eat your feet.

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probablybardrpgideas:

highlyquestionablerpgideas:

constantlyonfirerpgideas:

Choose wisely, as this cannot be changed later.

Tag yourself i’m pyromancer

I’m pyromancer #2

cellular-thirst:

imp:

do any of you regularly think “FUCKKK i started talking about myself again im so conceited” while having a normal conversation with someone 

I’M JUST TRYING TO BE RELATABLE TO HELP EASE YOUR PAIN: a novel

c-ptsdofficial:

me, forcing myself to ask for help, hands trembling, voice shaking: im not feeling so good my sweet dude *finger guns*

verycooltrash:

uclx:

what did todd howard ever even lie about all the dude does is make kinda flawed games

he looked me in the eyes and told me he loved me

7hope:

next tumblr update: no posts allowed at all .shut the fcuk up. all of you shut up. only pictures of woody. no captions . silence. 

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hamimuuuu:

Knights group selfie 📷

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June 23 2017

nonon-jakuzure:

antsu-in-my-pantsu:

nonon-jakuzure:

It’s scientifically impossible to make a song more catchy and simultaneously outdated as the hamster dance. 

What’s the hamster dance

You are like a little baby

June 22 2017

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sonicsis:

Is this show even real?

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sugardumbprincess:

funnypages:

This isn’t even subtext. This is just text.

Me @ every single woman on tumblr

robotmango:

awed-frog:

robotmango:

it’s ninety-nine degrees outside, four fuck-thousand percent humidity, and my husband was like, “i’m gonna go for a bike ride.” and i was like “why. no. why. don’t put us on the news like that. local fool collapses on unnecessary journey. don’t do it.” so he says he doesn’t want to “hide in the house” because the sun is shining. bruh. honeybruh. “the sun is shining” does not cover it. its hot outside. its motherfucking hot as fuck outside. our outdoor plants have been crying into their hands all week. whole cars are melting into the sewer. our fucking patio umbrella developed sentience to ask me for lemonade this morning

@robotmango, you need to work for the weather forecast - this was both hilarious and so vivid it made me stand up and get some iced tea.

this is a great idea, thank you. here goes. my audition tape for the weather channel. dearly beloved. we are gathered here today to have a fucking funeral for the outdoors. it had a good run, with all its creeks and clouds and shit. pretty great. now it’s ten-thirty at night but still ninety-two asshole-sweating degrees and humid as fuck. everything is hot and slimy, like being a “borrower” that got trapped inside a bottle of shampoo and then accidentally microwaved. you can see on my doppler radar that nothing is moving around out there because everything is probably dead. the only alive thing is the mosquito currently trying to drill a hole in my leg. no surprise that all the shitbag mosquitos are fine, since the thermostat of hell is always at the devil’s preferred temperature. this forecast has gotten away from me a little, but in conclusion fuck the sun

hairymanhatingdyke:

hairymanhatingdyke:

I’d like to spend time with gay men too tho. where’s my small beloved group of fun. kind. casual gays and lesbians

2 days after this post I got invited by a lesbian couple I just met to stay the night & watch Moana with them & my friend who’s a gay dude & another gay I just met so this is the gaypost, reblog to bring gay friends to you

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redrabbu:

>:3c
Persona 5 print will be available at AX!!!

tramampoline:

evitron:

evitron:

best moments in gaming journalism

highlights:

  • “What’s with all the fucking gaijin in this area?” “Dude, don’t say that, use gaikokujin, it’s nicer.” “Oh, shit, right. What’s with all the fucking gaikokujin in this area?”
  • “The breaded pork cutlet bento box is like mega power. More than ramen. That’s accurate.”
  • all of them start dragging kiryu for his shitty cheap shirt for five minutes
  • “Shooting people sends a message.” “So does shooting anything.”
  • (after being told that massage parlors, mahjong, and hostess clubs were cut from the US version) “I feel sorry for the people who bought the American version. SEGA USA sucks.”

S: I don’t know any ex-yakuza running orphanages.
K: There was one a few years ago. A good guy.
M: You sure it wasn’t just a tax shelter?
K: Sure it was a tax shelter but he ran it like a legitimate thing. You know.

em-exceeds-change-zearu:

evecoffn:

character concept: two people who have been reincarnated for thousands of years and have always found eachother but instead of being in love they just fucking hate eachother

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aminotvxq:

wookieeleaks:

This scene is beautiful, I mean, I know she’s in pain, but still… wow ❤

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